Get it?

Cordon was downstairs playing legos when he came up and

fired three questions at me.

Cordon: Mom, will you put my lego guys arm back on?

Me: Sure. Here you go.

Cordon: Mom, how old will you be when I am 38?

Me: 66

Cordon: Mom, what does a whales pee pee look like?

Me: I don't know. Good question.

Cordon: Oh.

Then he runs back downstairs while calling out "I love you mom" over his shoulder.

I could have wasted a lot of time trying to tie together his thought processes but it would have been in vain. This is typical Cordon and not much around our house makes sense anyway.

The worth of souls is great...

...as long as you are wearing church clothes.

We were about ready to leave for church and Darren came up stairs with his

church clothes on.

Lance: You look like a million bucks

Darren: Why?

Lance: 'cause you look nice with your church clothes on.

Darren: Oh. (pause) How much do I cost when I am wearing play clothes?

good question

Lance got Darren the "Planet Earth" Dvd's for his birthday. We have been watching them at nights before the kids go to bed. Recently we watched the part on the ocean. It is fascinating to watch but obviously it can get a little graphic.

Later Darren and I were talking about our friends who are vacationing in Tahiti.

Me: they get to go to Tahiti where it is sunny and warm

Darren: What are they going to do there?

Me: They get to relax and play in the ocean.

Darren: Aren't they afraid of sharks and other creditors?

Me: Good question.

(I'm guessing the creditors he is referring to is a cross between a creature and a predator but who knows. Maybe he meant it just as he said)