So I know this is a family blog and I'm not sure who all actually reads it but I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm fulfilling one of my childhood.....well maybe not childhood but last 5 years anyway...dreams. So back in the day when I worked for Nuskin they would give me a laptop to use when I traveled overseas. Nuskin also had this 1-800 dial-up number for internet access. The apartment we lived in at the time also had a phone jack above the toilet, we couldn't figure that one out when we first moved in. So anyway these 3 random events came together in a perfect storm one evening after returning home from whatever Asian country I had been in. I didn't have to turn the laptop in until the following day. For the first and only time in my life I was reading BYU message boards from the comfort of my own toilet. Ever since that time I've dreamed of it happening again. Reader's Digests, the scriptures, the back of the toilet bowel cleaner bottle, these things have only kept my dream at bay but have never really fulfilled it. Well about a month ago I was able to get a macbook and with this thing called wireless internet I am now able to write a blog entry while ridding myself of unwanted goods. And no I'm not an incredibly fast typer...As anyone who knows me can attest...Bathroom time is Lance time. That is my time to be by myself and relax. Man I love fiber!
2 comments:
oh my heavens, lance. this is the most hilarious post on any blog i've ever read- but if anyone else posted while they were on the toilet, i'd be grossed out to the max.
Congrats, Lance! You have now officially made your blog into a manly blog! blog on brudda! Careful, though. You don't want Katie to revoke your admin privileges.
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