Confessions of a mom

I try to be a good mom. I love my kids more than words, I have kept them alive and free from SERIOUS injury, I try to teach them right from wrong and to be nice to each other. however, I am human and I do things that the perfect mom would never do like:

1. My son brought home a cupcake from a birthday party and I ate

it while he was sleeping.

2. I love diapers.  I would rather change a diaper at my earliest convienance that frantically search for a bathroom at inopportune times. For example I stuck a diaper on Darren on our drive back from Or. and some where between Burns and Ontario he said he had to pee pee.  I told him to just go and I didn't slow down a bit.

3. Dora is an excellent baby sitter.

4. I like when they crawl in bed with me at 1am

5. I like adding rainbow sprinkles to everything just as much as they do.

6.  I take first pick out of the trick or treat bags

7. Benadryl at bedtime is a sanity saver

8. I haven't washed their sheets in almost a month (Yeah, I know)

9. I don't remember the last time I combed their hair.

But somehow we manage to survive, and even thrive. And a little part of me thinks that

everyone is happier because of it.