Barker dictionary

So every kid/family has their own language and we

definitely do too. All of it has been made up by my kids

but since it is used so regularly I don't realize I've adopted

their language until I get blank stares or quizzical looks by

other people I am talking to.

Here are some examples of our barker vocabulary;

Han-ga-wer = Hamburger

toy shows = cartoons

to have "feet on" = to have bare feet

cake and brownies = pancakes and berries

panpakes = pancakes

baboogans = bakugan's

moomie = Lighting Mcqueen (Cars was the first movie they ever saw so

they call him "moomie" for movie since Darren couldn't say his v sound)

Crapa = Grandpa

mmm's = m&m's

bullzer = bulldozer

van car = our van

ketchup and white = ketchup and ranch

grills = girls

blue water = powerade

Family home eating = Family home evening

Mictar = guitar

daddy's house = the hospital

Try ordering a happy meal with a han-ga-wer and blue water and you will get a very strange look.

I wanted to get these things documented before they realize the real way to say things.

I know that there are other fun words that have come and gone that seemed so common at the time that I never thought I would forget. I wanted to get these in writing while they are still in our everyday language because someday a hamburger will just be a hamburger.