Excuses excuses

Cordon is the king of excuses. And he can think them up on the fly. Here are just a couple of the excuses that I hear all day long.

Darren was crying because Cordon said something mean:

Me: Cordon why would you say that?

Cordon: oh sorry mom, I was just practicing talking.

(Darren called him out)

Darren: but Cordon you already know how to talk.

Cordon sitting in a bubble bath with an entire roll of toilet

paper floating around him.

Me: Cordon why did you put that in there?

Cordon: oh sorry mom, I thought it was the garbage.